Last week’s installments of AHS 13 were as frightening as we’ve come to expect, with an extra dash of razzle-dazzle (Jessica Lange! The Black Dahlia! The number 13, for some reason!). So what did this week bring? Below, find quite literally every thought I had while watching Season 13, Episode 4 of American Horror Story, titled “Is That All There Is?”:

1. If Sarah Paulson is at the portal to hell, I would still like to go.
2. Very chic red dining table!
3. Really puts the Red Table Talk to shame.
4. So the in-home care patient is…a demon of some sort?
5. Can’t say I love his general vibe.
6. Sorry, is that Paul Anthony Kelly?
7. Still fine as hell out of JFK Jr. drag, I see!
8. Aw, it’s nice that everyone’s visiting their mom (Jessica Lange).
9. Even though they’re all legendary killers and ghouls.
10. These opening credits remain the scariest in the business.
11. Why are bumps coming out of flesh like that?!?
12. This lighting is giving “excellent gay bar.”
13. Speaking of excellent gay bar entertainment, Jessica Lange doing “Is That All There Is?” in a little suit?
14. Yes, diva!
15. This is a long scene, admittedly, but I’m not mad at it.
16. Not the Constance/Cordelia mother-off!
17. Who are these cloaked figures?
18. “Tonight, a celebration of whores, miscreants, and profanities.” Yay!
19. The Jezebel Ball?
20. Are we all going to leave feminist comments online?
21. Damn, it’s Hypodermic Sally!
22. And Eva Braun!
23. And Wallis Simpson!
24. Well, she did have all those Nazi Germany ties.
25. Wow, it turns out I’ve always needed to see Sarah Paulson as Mamie Eisenhower.
26. “Margaret Thatcher, school milk snatcher.”
27. Yes, Constance! Stand up for those Irish hunger strikers! Up the RA, etc.!
28. Evan Peters is still so boyish and cute.
29. I mean, in a demon-y way.
30. Wait, so…where do these ladies go when they jump into the fire?
31. I want to play cards with John Waters.
32. Hearing this man say “reluctant piece of trade” is crazy.
33. Nobody in this world looks better smoking a cigarette than Jessica Lange.
34. Why is Paul Anthony Kelly dressed like he’s on Buffy?
35. I, too, would sell my soul to this man, most likely.
36. LOL, “Lillith Fair.”
37. Hail Satan, indeed!